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I Can See Through All Things' Information
by King of Salted Fish
Reborn into the body of a poor young boy in an unknown village in another world, Lu Qing felt quite helpless.Fortunately, he awakened an ability to see through the information of objects, which gave him a bit of capital to survive.He looked at a weed by the road.[Cow bone grass, average quality, medicinal, highly effective in treating bone injuries.]He looked at a red carp in the river.[Red moon carp, excellent quality, delicious meat, a top-grade nourishing food.]He looked at a wild rabbit in t…
Transmigration: The Cannon Fodder Suddenly Made a Comeback!
by Gathering Snow
Jiang Li, the legitimate daughter of a noble house, has traveled through time, becoming an insignificant character in a domineering CEO romance, who quickly meets her demise. Confronted with the most saintly female lead and the domineering male lead of the novel, Jiang Li instantly decides to stay away from these two 'idiots', focusing instead on making her own family illustrious. What to do with her genuine brother, who plays a lovestruck second male lead and is a complete wastrel? Jiang Li shi…
True Martial World
by Cocooned Cow
With the strongest experts from the 33 Skies the Human Emperor, Lin Ming, and his opponent, the Abyssal Demon King, were embroiled in a final battle. In the end, the Human Emperor destroyed the Abyssal World and killed the Abyssal Demon King. By then, a godly artifact, the mysterious purple card that had previously sealed the Abyssal Demon King, had long since disappeared into the space-time vortex, tunneling through infinite spacetime together with one of Lin Ming’s loved ones.In the vast wilde…
Junior sister, keep forbear for a while, I almost become invincible as soon!
by A sprig of Mesona
Guang Xiaoyu always thought her senior brother was a dispirited ordinary person, until one day, his pet cow crushed an entire group of Divine Kings with a single stomp. The black dog opened its mouth and expelled a Sword Qi, blocking millions of the Demon Race. The Earth Chicken that babbled every day turned out to be a descendant of the Ancient Phoenix! Ahhhh!Her worldview collapsed!Zi Ji: “Senior sister, it's terrible! The Demon Emperor is leading an army of millions from the Demon Race toward…
Forty Millenniums of Cultivation
by The Enlightened Master Crouching Cow
“Even if this universe is truly nothing more than a brutal, bloody, shadowy forest, we Cultivators will burn all that we have just to give off a single weak flickering spark in the darkness! “No matter how weak each spark is, how short-lived, how small… As long as the sparks flow unabated, then one day one of those sparks will light some tinder, and that tinder shall light some fallen branches, and those branches shall set ablaze each and every last tree of the forest! “In the end, even the smal…
Oh My God! Earthlings are Insane!
by The Enlightened Master Crouching Cow
Fifty years ago, Dragon City transmigrated to the Other World. Alone in the world, they lifted the banner of Earth’s civilization and fought against the terrifying forces of the Other World.And in the end, Dragon City was destroyed. Then, Meng Chao was reborn after Dragon City was destroyed, and he returned to the time fifty years after Dragon City transmigrated to the Other World. But he was not alone, he returned with a system named Kindling, who told him that he can become stronger if he cont…
A Cinderella Story in A Cultivation World
by NSCHAN
Lee Wooyun had always been a fan of romance fantasy books and films, especially those set in historical times with kings and queens, dukes and duchesses, and the like.His friends were well aware of his obsession and recommended a book that had recently been making waves on social media. The book was titled My Charming Demon Lord.At first, Lee Wooyun was hesitant. Unlike the fantasies he usually read, which were often set in Western historical settings, this one was different. However, his friend…
As A Trash Collector, I Collected A Imperial Jade Seal
by Conquer The Heavens
On the first day, Luo Feng went broke and had to go back home. In order to make ends meet, he began to collect trash from house to house.Unexpectedly, he happened to bind the "Treasure Prompter" system."Ding! There are gallstones in the stomach of the sick cow of the butcher ahead, commonly known as cow treasure, worth 6 million.""Ding! 10 meters ahead, the paper on the wall of the old lady's house is a painting by Tang Bohu, worth 300 million.""Ding! 100 meters ahead, the abandoned whetstone is…
I Can Recognize Everything, But the Information is Wrong
by Fireflies are also insects
[Beef buns: Can effectively replenish physical strength, enhance fitness, and are safe to eat.] Hungry Tain Lin looked at the cow dung in front of him and couldn't help but fall into contemplation. Is this cow dung or a beef bun? To eat, or not to eat? This is a question.
Boss Is Reborn After Everyone’s Betrayal!
by JQK
Ding Shan had been a hot topic for seventeen years —from the time she debuted at the age of three with her pure and cute look, all the way until she was twenty years old. She even took home three golden actress awards at her coming-of-age ceremony when she was eighteen years old. Her life seemed so beautiful and filled with applause. However, behind that beautiful scene was a grave filled with lice. Since she was three years old, her family had treated her as their cash cow. Her parents’ wickedn…
The world has turned into Hell's Game, why should I stay human?!
by Runaway Bottle
Welcome to Hell’s Game.[Entering instance: Bloody Restaurant][The position you applied for: Delivery Person][Your customers include: a fat otaku emitting a corpse stench, a maid who bursts at the slightest disagreement...][Your colleagues include: A boss who's too pretty to be human, A cow or a horse in the literal sense, a man-eating tree that swears in French...]Facing these incredible characters, Liu Zheng, who wanted to be a decent person, had no choice but to give up on humanity.
The Fat Girl Made a Comeback with Mr. CEO
by The Joker随心
He was Mu Jia's second young master, the epitome of desirability in City C, pursued by all the celebrated beauties. She was a foster daughter of the Wen family, rumored to be as fat as a cow and more robust than a man. Everyone said she wasn't worthy of him, yet he still married her. Wen Laibao accidentally committed a murder and was sentenced to three years, and everyone said her life was over. However, three years later, she shed her excess weight and made a stunning return, appearing before e…
Verdadero mundo marcial
by Cocooned Cow
Con los más fuertes expertos de los 33 cielos, el Emperador Humano, Lin Ming y su oponente, el Rey de los Demonios Abismales, se vieron envueltos en una batalla final. Al final, el Emperador Humano destruyó el Mundo Abisal y mató al Rey Demonio Abisal. Para entonces, un artefacto divino, la misteriosa carta púrpura que previamente había sellado al Rey del Demonio Abisal, hacía mucho que había desaparecido en el vórtice espacio-tiempo, haciendo túneles a través del tiempo espacial infinito junto …
Dunia Pertempuran Hakiki
by Cocooned Cow
Dengan para ahli bela diri terkuat dari 33 Langit Kaisar Manusia, Lin Ming, dan lawannya, Raja Iblis Abyssal, terlibat dalam pertempuran terakhir. Pada akhirnya, Kaisar Manusia menghancurkan Dunia Abyssal dan membunuh Raja Iblis Abyssal. Pada saat itu, sebuah artefak dewa, kartu ungu misterius yang sebelumnya membelenggu Raja Iblis Abyssal, telah lama menghilang ke dalam pusaran ruang waktu, menerobos ruang waktu yang tak terbatas bersama dengan salah satu orang terkasih Lin Ming.Di padang gurun…
Become a Saint through Studying! Exposed by my little junior sister!
by My cow ran away
In the mystical fantasy world, Chen Chang'an was confined to the forbidden library as soon as he arrived,The sky literally started falling from the very beginning.Fortunately, at that very moment, his system awakened,All he needed to do was to read scriptures, and he would keep getting stronger.Thus, with the library filled with various books, a smile appeared on Chen Chang'an's face.........[Ding! You've read Daoist Scriptures and gained a level in 'Heaven Opening Law', currently Level 6.][Ding…
Darling Mummy: Lets Leave Bastard Father!
by Little_North_Star
Five years ago, Liu Duoduo took on the role of a caretaker for an injured man without giving it much thought, enticed by the generous pay to pay for her tuition.Little did she know that she would eventually fall in love with her boss, despite his warning: "Never fall in love with me." There relationship had improved till,One cold night, the intoxicated man stumbled into her room, but she didn't mind and welcomed him happily. The next day, he compensated her and asked her to leave. Three months l…
Vierzig Jahrtausende Kultivierung
by The Enlightened Master Crouching Cow
"Selbst wenn dieses Universum wirklich nichts anderes ist als ein brutaler, blutiger, schattenhafter Wald, werden wir Kultivatoren alles verbrennen, was wir haben, nur um einen einzigen schwachen, flackernden Funken in der Dunkelheit zu erzeugen!"Egal, wie schwach jeder einzelne Funke ist, wie kurzlebig, wie klein... Solange die Funken ungebremst fließen, wird eines Tages einer dieser Funken Zunder entzünden, und dieser Zunder wird einige heruntergefallene Äste entzünden, und diese Äste werden j…
Gene System
by NocturnOwl
Blake is a young man who has had to suffer through devastation over and over again losing more than just an arm. With no power of his own he could barely stand a chance against others or even be deemed useful by the military. All he can do is accept his sister's help bitterly knowing he can't return it to the same effect. After a series of events a meeting with near death shocks him to his very core changing his life forever. Awakening a hidden element buried deep within his genetic code. The Ge…